Titanic vs. Godzilla Theory:

     I have been called to clear up a common misconception about the Titanic AND Godzilla. Many of you out there believe that the Titanic was sunk by the infamous iceberg in 1912. Many of you also believe that Godzilla is only able to reside in the Pacific Ocean.
     Through the analization of the Titanic disaster, I have concluded that the Titanic was not a natural mishap. Godzilla on the other hand is a natural disaster, so unnatural that many have come to believe that Godzilla only exists  in the memories and imaginations of the great and the few.
      On that horrific day in the Atlantic ocean we believe that a magnificent iceberg brought the Titanic to it's doom. Although, before I continue I should ask, Have any of you heard of an iceberg with a tail, scales and claws? And how many of you have heard of an iceberg that breathes radioactive heat?
      On that fateful day, many claim that there was an iceberg that hit the ship and caused the hole that took the ship to the bottom of the ocean. I have come to the conclusion that Godzilla created that hole and sank the ship on that horrible day.
       Due to bad timing and a weak ship the Titanic sank. Godzilla was evidently touring the ocean looking for a potential city to ravage. Unfortunately the Titanic came floating along and Godzilla felt threatened and attacked in an act of self defense. (If the ship had not been off course it wouldn't have met this giant doom) Do you actually believe that a ship that big would be able to stand erect in the air with no help at all? Evidently Godzilla pushed the bow of the boat into the water resulting in the breaking of the ship at the middle. It's physics, think about it.
      After this catastrophic event when the survivors had been rescued and the evidence of the dinosaur had been demolished, the survivors were brainwashed. One last question. After an event that eventually made world wide news, do you think that only the coast guard came to rescue the survivors? On the long ride to land, the government officials had plenty of time to brainwash the traumatized survivors. Thus resulting in the ill conceived, transparent story about the iceberg sinking the magnificent ship.
       To conclude here are the main points of the theory.
1) The first sighting of Godzilla was in 1912.
2) Godzilla sank the Titanic.
3) There was no confounded iceberg.
4) Expect Godzilla to be ANYWHERE!!!

                                           -Tony Yeafoli